Things I like to do
I'm going to tell you about some of my subversive and possibly repulsive habits now.
I like to:
- Make toasted sandwiches without buttering both sides of the bread
- Eat cheddar cheese with a little bit of chocolate spread
- Eat frozen sweetcorn - while it's still frozen
- Lick the Marmite off the knife
- Do sudden, explosive and inappropriate gymnastic manoeuvres in cramped nightclubs
- Scrape food out of non stick pans with a metal spoon (sorry Urban Chick, copied that one from you)
- Examine and pick my feet when folded over upside down in yoga classes
- Fart in one room then leave so I can't be blamed for the heinous stench
- Fold my tongue into a clover leaf shape just to freak people out (someone once told me only one in a million people can do this, I think that's a lie - but it is freaky)
- Wear kinky shoes/underwear underneath my work clothes - just because I can
- Take pens apart to see how they work then lose a vital component
I'm pretty sure there are many other freakish habits that don't come to mind right now. Please, share yours.
posted by frangelita @ Wednesday, February 08, 2006
3 Comments:
ok, you're going to have to post a snap of the clover-shaped tongue!
but eh? what's this about scraping food out of a non-stick pan? no can remember...
um, freakish habits...
will give it some thought and check back
that was that wild woman kellycat!
Cheddar cheese and chocolate spread? Recommended then?
I do that thing with pens too.
The only sudden and inappropriate manoeuvres I make in nightclubs tend to involve far too much alcohol, high heels and sometimes a set of steps.
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