Celebration time

Ladies and gentleman, commenters and lurkers, I would like you to join with me to celebrate the occasion of my 100th post.

It has taken me some seven months to get to this stage and to be frank, I have presented you with some terrible, self-indulgent drivel - as well as witty, incisive observations - in this time.

Some of you have got here because I strong-armed you into it by commenting incessantly on your blogs, others because you perhaps have a shared interest in weird stuff such as jewellery dummies.

Others have found me courtesy of our friends at Google.

To mark the special occasion, I shall publish a number of the things you can type in to Google to lead you right here - and I shall attempt to answer them all.

People have found me by looking for:

• Wrestling throw dummy under $99 - sorry, don't know what this even is
• Piano head mare - hmm, intriguing but there are no answers to that here
• How to draw cute foals - I thought I explained this one already, I can't draw. At all. Go ask my mum, she used to make clay models of horses.
• Man in a chicken outfit that will do stuff - provide the chicken outfit and £50 and I'm sure I can persuade my mate Will to sort you out.
• Ceramic conkers - Why would you want these they would shatter as soon as you tried to play conkers with them?
• Prader willis how does one look - Well, if I understand it right, fat.
• Flange rude meaning - see also minge or muff (my personal favourites)
• Inside the head of someone with anorexia - Is a place where I don't want to be.
• Cheapskates club on oxford street in London - If you're a cheapskate you shouldn't be clubbing in London.
• Little mermaid pain walking - Ha! I already answered this one! It's Hans Christian Anderson who said that every step she took on her magical feet would be agony.
• Euphemisms for death - See previous post for a list of these.
• Keyboard shortcuts heart smiley faces - As I said, I didn't write these down so I had to go through them again. But, a heart is alt 515 and a black smiley face is alt 258.

Let's hope you bonkers people keep finding me and providing such a wide variety of entertainment - it's like googlewhacking for the blog age.

Anyhow, I would like to invite all of you lurkers and commenters to say hello and wish me happy blog-day. You can even ask me a question if you like, you never know, I might answer it.

More on that story later.