In the beginning

No words in the beginning, actually, just rather a lot of empty space to fill. I am not entirely sure how to start this and all I really want to do is tell everyone who I am. Hopefully I will figure this out before anyone actually reads it. Which is likely, seeing as the only person who knows I am starting a blog is sitting next to me, watching old episodes of Red Dwarf with our miscreant moggie, Missy.

Back soon, hopefully with something that makes some sense.